Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter
Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.
HOLY SHIT
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
captain-of-the-historicfuture:
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
- May 2021
- January 2022
- October 2022
- April 2023
- July 2023
- June 2024
- February 2025
- March 2025
- November 2025
- August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
I gotta take my chances
IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)
Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, “Neil… you’re procrastinating writing again, aren’t you”
Neil.
Fútbol sobre piezas de lego con bola de bolos. Deporte olímpico ya
this is a fucking bloodsport
do these guys hate feet? is that their problem? do they just hate feet?
to restore balance to the universe, an anti-Quentin Tarantino was born
(shuddering)
My feet hurt in sympathy as I gaze at this.
Mine retreated all the way back up my legs in horror.
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
jv:
“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm
rain doggo
golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain
most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another levellost in the sauce
he flat
